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Three really popular slots that are not actually that good


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OK-plenty of people will disagree but here goes with my 3 slots that most move but I think you should swerve:

1) Jammin Jars The number one overrated slot around. Yes, yes I've seen all those videos with the massive wins but they make blue moon appearances seem commonplace, The truth is the base game is boring with only the rainbow feature to distract you, and the massive strawberry there is all too often a mini apple. Playing this game will see your balance rip quicker than you can say jump left, not right you bastard!! Then of course there is the bonus when it finally arrives which far from being the road to riches, is all too often a pathetic disappointment. I've bonused it many times and never had more than 20X, and plenty less than 5X. Take it from me, his slot will lose you money and shiould NOT be played.


2) Lil' Devil Running a close second in the ridiculously overrated slots is this dog. Again, yes I've seen the guy winning £42K on a 40p spin but that's probably fake and even if it's real, let's face it, it's not going to happen to you or me is it? I'll tell you what will happen-you'll decide to try another heartstopper bonus. You'll spend around 90 minutes doing that, losing plenty of money on the way, but safe in the knowledge that when all the hearts have turned red, the bonus will go nuts and you'll be quids in. Trouble is, you won't. The bonus will be average at best and you will have lost time and money on another fruitless grind. DON'T DO IT!!!!

 

3) Reactoonz It is with a very heavy heart I include  this on the naughty list as- I kid you not-this used to be my number one favourite slot. I thrilled at watching the  cluster wins pile up, wilds appearing everywhere as we made serene progress towards Garga, who would inevitably plonk his fat self right in the middle of a host of pinks. But something has changed. Maybe it's me, maybe it's the slot, maybe both,but it's all different now. It seems to take forever to work through the bars, and Garga seems a mythical and distant Nirvana you will never reach. The features seem worse too. Huge implosions and wild incisions have been replaced by feeble demolitions or alterations that always manage to thwart your progress just when your journey seems to be getting somewhere. The ultimate I had was when I needed one win to release Garga with 2 features up my sleeve.Naturally I was mentally calculating my winnings and wondering where the fat guy would land, Cue 2 alterations back to back which were basically the same transformation, changing and then changing back again-in short 2 alterations that were in effect no alterations and no wins. Sorry Gargy, it's been fun but you are dead to me now. Don;t be tempted by the nice colours and cute sounds-this slot is not worth the effort anymore

  

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Got to add another to this hall of shame. Step forward Genie Jackpot Megaways. Again this stinker of a slot is really popular and again I've no idea why. It is really hard to bonus and most of the time the bonus isn't worth getting anyway. Yes there is the "genie from the lamp" feature , but that is so rigged it's not true. Look, I wasn't born yesterday. I know the so-called "picks" you get on slots are all pre-determined and it makes absolutely no difference what you click on BUT, most slots at least make it look sometimes like you made a good choice and they make it look random. Last time I played Genie, he came out of the lamp 8 times in the session and EVERY time it was Wild Megaways. Random? Free choice?? Luck of the draw?? I think not. Don't waste your time and money on this one either

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You have to decide if you want a nice safe game whose bonus is going to pay, say 50-200 X everytime, or risk the volatile bonus paying 0-100,000 X, which goes huge once in a thousand bonuses. They get all the publicity, like National Lottery rollover winners. The RTP will tend to circa 96% for every game over time. The reason streamers appear to be 'lucky' is because they play many thousand times, and therefore have a larger number of big wins. Their funds are equalised by casino bonuses and affiliation income, so they play more frequently. Anyone can do this, just needs building a viewer base, having good marketing skills, and a production that appeals to the public. 

 

 

 

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Buffalo Blitz has to get a mention.

Literally hit the rare 5 free spin trigger, first free spin was another 4 for an extra 15 free spins.

Then had dead spin after dead spin with the odd re-trigger thrown in - half an hour later after about 150 free spins bonus ended with a whopping 12x 

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Have to agree with jammin the jars always land miles apart or if they start close they just jump apart haven’t really played little devil but would be pissed to get a heart stopper and it be rubbish 

I would say most people would have a different 3 depending on which games you’ve won off

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